May 07 2012
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My date and I had a great time today. Sparks flew, she fell at my feet and we ended up having sex. Why didn’t I get a taser sooner?
Apr 21 2012
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Holy mother of FUCK as if I’m only just learning this?!?!!?!?!
(Source: sweet-is-evil, via abandonedsandwich)
Apr 05 2012
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Hi, Tumblr.
I listen to a lot of music, mostly Blink-182, Bon Iver and Radiohead.
I have a supreme sense of superiority to other people, as I am greater than they will ever be.
I also have never created anything of my own, and just post things that were made by other neckbeards as a result of this.
I spend far too much time on the internet, and constantly make reference to this in casual conversation.
Can I be e-famous now?
Mar 29 2012
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Mar 24 2012
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Mar 10 2012
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Don’t talk politics,
And don’t throw stones -
Your royal highnesses
— Radiohead - Life In A Glass House
Mar 04 2012
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I’ve been forced to explain homosexuality to my kids (aged 3 and 4) because their uncle is gay. This incredibly difficult and traumatic experience went as follows:
Child: Why does Uncle Bob go everywhere with Pete?
Me: Because they’re in love, just like Mummy and Daddy are.
Child: Oh. Can I have a biscuit?
We’re all scarred for life. Scarred, I tell you.
— KateP, Internet commenter (via cocklordsimone)
(Source: Guardian, via azurelunatic)
Feb 21 2012
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